Some Irish Humour

Garge and Aggie were sitting down to their usual cup of morning
coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency
has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered
side of the streets." Garge got up from his coffee and replies
"Jeez, okay."

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups
of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2
to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.
You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."
Garge got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, okay."

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their
cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8
inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You
must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and
Garge didn't get the rest of the instructions.

He says to Aggie, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Aggie?"

Aggie replies, "Aw, Garge, just leave de car in the garage."